FSdJ Oct 18, 07: When NOT to Propose...

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Oct 18, 2007 Volume 94, Issue 1909

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o 	"When NOT to Propose... For Men"
o	Risque QdJ

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"When NOT to Propose...

                        For Men"

Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage.

• In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"
• Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?
• Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.
• Have you noticed her name tattooed on three or more local bikers?
• Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?
• Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's?
• Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?
• Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?
• Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
• If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?
• Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights?

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